I've been day to day with flu-like symptoms for the past week. That and not wanting anything to do with sitting at a computer after spending mind numbing hours sitting in front of one equals no blogging. But with the baseball season just around the corner, there will be more stuff. Until now here are some things of note:
Todd Bertuzzi is a Red Wing, ending a NHL trade deadline the likes which have not been seen since my little cousin got a hold of my NHL 95 saved season for the Sega Genesis. If adding Colorado's public enemy #1 can't add a spark to the fizzled Wings-Avs rivalry, I don't know what can.
Ben Wallace returns to Detroit to a less than warm reception. I still think the second he took the court, Steve Miller Band's "Take the Money and Run"should have been blaring.
Matt Millen will do what he chooses thank you very much. This guy must have the brain the size of a pea and balls of solid steel if he was serious in those quotes. Millen will do the right thing and draft Wisconsin T Joe Thomas, and fulfill his legacy of idiocy by trading him for Carson Palmer's brother and a steak taquito.
Tommy Lasorda likes the hookers. For the love of God Tommy, will you please put your Dodger Dog away? Loose skin and old...balls. Gross!