Friday, December 22, 2006

Christmas Wishes

Just about to head off for assorted family gatherings for the holidays, and thought I'd leave a little wish list for those throughout sports. Yes I know, not very original, but screw it I'm on vacation.

To: Jason Maxiell, dozens of babies to eat for continued strength.

To: Matt Millen, a painful bout of dysentery

To: Joel Zumaya, anything but a Wii

To: Tank Johnson, lifetime membership card to the NRA

To Dwyane Wade, a call or two from the refs. He is constantly getting screwed

To: Joey Porter, some Valium and a closet full of half shirts

To: Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin, people outside of Canada to realize how awesome you are.

To: All Detroit Sports teams, successful seasons for three, competent management for the other one.

And on a serious note, I'd like to wish the friends and family of anyone in the military a safe return home for their loved ones.

Happy "Whatever you celebrate" everyone.

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