Just about to head off for assorted family gatherings for the holidays, and thought I'd leave a little wish list for those throughout sports. Yes I know, not very original, but screw it I'm on vacation.
To: Jason Maxiell, dozens of babies to eat for continued strength.
To: Matt Millen, a painful bout of dysentery
To: Joel Zumaya, anything but a Wii
To: Tank Johnson, lifetime membership card to the NRA
To Dwyane Wade, a call or two from the refs. He is constantly getting screwed
To: Joey Porter, some Valium and a closet full of half shirts
To: Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin, people outside of Canada to realize how awesome you are.
To: All Detroit Sports teams, successful seasons for three, competent management for the other one.
And on a serious note, I'd like to wish the friends and family of anyone in the military a safe return home for their loved ones.
Happy "Whatever you celebrate" everyone.
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